May 2013
srsly.
lifeisfuckinprecious:
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
Thissssssssssssssss
stanaskatic:
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
my mind says homework
but my heart says internet
madokamami:
dont talk to me ill get attached to you and become jealous of anyone else who talks to you
rnedia:
my nickname in middle school was “who?”
theanti90smovement:
i cant believe how many friends i dont have
i hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb
cassiesandsnark:
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
OMG
NO
CONAN O’ FUCKTARD
WHY WOULD YOU TALK ABOUT TUMBLR
OLD PEOPLE WATCH IT
MY DAD JUST SAW AND GOES “WHAT’S TUMBLR?” AND I WENT “ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ITS A WASTE OF INTERNET” I’M SHITTING. IF MY PARENTS MAKE ONE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN.
tokyosluts:
Being skinny would actually solve 90% of my problems
sardonicheight:
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
niggayougay:
MAN I WISH I WAS HOT ENOUGH TO MAKE SOMEONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
url-goes-here:
have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”
allmymetaphors:
if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
tawnyshine:
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
YAHOOLIGAN
